Guide to My Mood by the Color of My Nails

Red = Feeling uninspired

I couldn’t decide on a color, so I took a “classic” route, but let’s be honest. I gave up. I sold out.

Nude = Feeling strange

Ever wonder what it would look like if we didn’t have nails?

Hot Pink = Feeling fun

I’m in a shitty mood, and this is a cover-up. Don’t look me in the eyes.

Hot Pink with a Neon Green Stripe = Feeling so fun

Steve looked me in the eyes.

Purple/Blue = Feeling pretty good

Everything is fine. Wait,… no. Wait,… yeah! It actually is!

Yellow/Orange = Feeling jacked

Every time I stare at my nails, I absorb their energy and become
stronger, smarter, BETTER. Crack! Rawr! HAHAH. My nails are crack!

French tip= I was in a wedding this weekend

I’m a proper little lady now.

Rainbow Stripes, Polka Dots, and Glitter Specks = Feeling numb

I fear nothing because I feel nothing.

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