Perks:
- Enjoy french press coffee at the coffee bar!
- Get a company card!
- Use your unlimited PTO!
- Bring your pet! (We hope it’s a dinosaur LOL)
- Take off your shoes!
- Drink beer from the kegs! There is one in every conference room!
- Eat free tacos on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays!
- Work from home on Sundays!
- Know that “we” “support” “your” “side” “hustle!”
- Expense meals when working past 2am!
- Rest your hands on the tiny dollhouse beds provided on your desk. It’s better than sleep!
- Go to the second floor. It’s a ball pit!
- Go to the third floor. It’s an illusion!
- Be entertained by juggling clowns in the elevators!
- Blow off some steam at the ping-pong table in the lobby. Play with Bryan! He’s always there!
- Get your eyelids removed at the front desk!
- (HAHA Bryan was in your head, silly!)
- Get your own marshmallow gun to protect you from the clown that might be following you around the office!
If interested send your resume to Marsha in HR.
So funny! Sounds like a wonderful place to work 24/7.
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The fast-paced work environment only gerbils can maintain.
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