Perks:
- French press coffee at the coffee bar!
- Company card!
- Headphones at your deck, recommended!
- Dual-chromatic hair, encouraged!
- Office pet allowed! (We hope it’s a dinosaur LOL)
- Shoes=lame, blah!
- Kegs in every conference room!
- Free tacos on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays!
- Work from home on Sundays!
- “We” “support” “your” “side” “hustle” !
- Fourth meal can be expensed when working past 2am!
- Tiny dollhouse beds provided on your desk to rest your hands. They’re better than sleep!
- The third floor is a ball pit!
- The second floor is an illusion!
- Blow off some steam at the Ping-Pong table in the lobby. Play with Bryan! He’s always there!
- Eyelid removal available at the front desk!
- HAHA Bryan was in your head, silly!
- Free marshmallow gun to protect you from the clown you think is following you around the office!
If interested send your resume to Marsha in HR.
So funny! Sounds like a wonderful place to work 24/7.
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The fast-paced work environment only gerbils can maintain.
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