- Enjoy french press coffee at the coffee bar!
- Get a company card!
- Use your unlimited PTO!
- Bring your pet! (We hope it’s a dinosaur LOL)
- Take off your shoes!
- Drink beer from the kegs! There is one in every conference room!
- Eat free tacos on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays!
- Work from home on Sundays!
- Know that “we” “support” “your” “side” “hustle!”
- Expense meals when working past 2am!
- Rest your hands on the tiny dollhouse beds provided on your desk. It’s better than sleep!
- Go to the second floor. It’s a ball pit!
- Go to the third floor. It’s an illusion!
- Be entertained by juggling clowns in the elevators!
- Blow off some steam at the ping-pong table in the lobby. Play with Bryan! He’s always there!
- Get your eyelids removed at the front desk!
- (HAHA Bryan was in your head, silly!)
- Get your own marshmallow gun to protect you from the clown that might be following you around the office!
If interested send your resume to Marsha in HR.
2 thoughts on “Exciting Job Opportunity at [Insert Name of Newaged Advertising Agency Here]!”
So funny! Sounds like a wonderful place to work 24/7.
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The fast-paced work environment only gerbils can maintain.