Perks:

• French press coffee at the coffee bar!
• Company card!
• Headphones at your deck, recommended!
• Dual-chromatic hair, encouraged!
• Office pet allowed! (We hope it’s a dinosaur LOL)
• Shoes=lame, blah!
• Kegs in every conference room!
• Free tacos on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays!
• Work from home on Sundays!
• “We” “support” “your” “side” “hustle” !
• Fourth meal can be expensed when working past 2am!
• Tiny dollhouse beds provided on your desk to rest your hands. They’re better than sleep!
• The third floor is a ball pit!
• The second floor is an illusion!
• Blow off some steam at the Ping-Pong table in the lobby.  Play with Bryan! He’s always there!
• Eyelid removal available at the front desk!
• HAHA Bryan was in your head, silly!
• Free marshmallow gun to protect you from the clown you think is following you around the office!

If interested send your resume to Marsha in HR.