Exciting Job Opportunity at [Insert Name of Advertising/Media Agency Here]!

Perks:

  • French press coffee at the coffee bar!
  • Company card!
  • Headphones at your deck, recommended!
  • Dual-chromatic hair, encouraged!
  • Office pet allowed! (We hope it’s a dinosaur LOL)
  • Shoes=lame, blah!
  • Kegs in every conference room!
  • Free tacos on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays!
  • Work from home on Sundays!
  • “We” “support” “your” “side” “hustle” !
  • Fourth meal can be expensed when working past 2am!
  • Tiny dollhouse beds provided on your desk to rest your hands. They’re better than sleep!
  • The third floor is a ball pit!
  • The second floor is an illusion!
  • Blow off some steam at the Ping-Pong table in the lobby.  Play with Bryan! He’s always there!
  • Eyelid removal available at the front desk!
  • HAHA Bryan was in your head, silly!
  • Free marshmallow gun to protect you from the clown you think is following you around the office!

If interested send your resume to Marsha in HR.

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